WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT?!?!?! Ok, you know what? I wasn’t originally going to do a post on this, because I thought, “Day, that’s silly, why should you devote an entire post to swearing excessively and spitting nails?” But then I remembered that this thing is MY FUCKING BLOG, so I can do WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT WITH IT.
Legit, though, that sudden second of realization was beautiful – I think sometimes bloggers get caught up thinking they need to actually be saying something and not just producing a lot of sound and fury… and while there is some merit to this, sometimes you just have to remember that its your own damn blog, so, really, its ultimately there to do whatever you please with it.
But, hey, I digress.
My issue is the latest episode of Durarara!!, number eleven/Storm and Stress (which, look, Crunchyroll? I think they were probably aiming for ‘Sturm und drung’ when they titled it that… I get that you’re translating into English and all, but the phrase ‘Storm and Stress’, while an accurate translation, doesn’t have quite the same cachet as ‘Sturm und drung’).
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!
The revelation about the Dollars was really fucking stupid. You know what it reminded me of? The final episode of Digimon 02, when it was revealed that one million children are actually Chosen Children. Wait, what? Why? That’s so stupid! And its exactly the way I felt when it turned out that the Dollars is some hyper-egalitarian party that everyone is involved with.
I could deal with Mikado being in charge of the Dollars; yes, I could. But he’d have to have been, oh, I dunno, somehow secretly badass and have a somehow badass organization for me to really roll fullheartedly with it. But, no, let’s just go with that its a secret club everyone is in! thing. Barf.
Man, I felt leery a few episodes back when a few of the cast members revealed they were in the Dollars, and it was this SUPER COOL thing where there were no rules and you just kinda did what you wanted to… but this takes the fucking cake. I don’t know if I can stand any more of this.
A nitpick at the start of the episode, by the way – Celty’s bothered by the fact that her head has apparently been sewn onto another body despite her having spent twenty years in Japan trying to find it again. She then wonders if those years have been a waste, understandably so. And Shinra basically says, well, you know, experiences and how you’ve changed blah-blah-blah. Then says she could use those experiences to marry him!
Excuse me, but, what?
Obviously, ladies, working hard for twenty years of your life toward a goal, but somehow missing it – it can all be solved by getting married! I mean, we all just go to college for the Mrs., am I right? Celty can just get hitched and pop out some babies, and that whole missing head thing won’t matter at all!
That was my main issue with the episode before it skipped off into retardo-land, where whiny Mikado reigns supreme. If I knew him in real life, he’s the kind of guy I would’ve had a hard time not stabbing between the eyes. He’s the kind of guy that I kicked the ass of in the parking lot when I was a freaking middle schooler. Take him away, take him away, take him away!
“Hi, my name is over-privleged adolescent, and I am angsty because my life is just soooooooooooooo boring! I need something to spice it up!”
I was feeling so ambivalent about Durarara!! to this point… some of the characters are great, but Mikado, our lead, is such a stinker. And it all just feels like empty calories. I don’t know, I just feel like I’m getting nowhere with it. Which isn’t necessarily a problem, but with the overall tone of the production, e.g. look at the awesome!, just comes off as irritating.
I will give credit, though, where credit is due – the “big reveal” moment was kind of brilliant insofar as the coloring in of all the grey people went. I’d always found the lack of coloration for background characters disorienting since the production seemed to possess a bit of cash, but it makes perfect sense now, and came off as being a very neat little trick. Although, admittedly, about five minutes later it seemed extremely gimmicky.
The only thing I did like in this episode wholly?
The Jigoku Shoujo ringtone. 一遍死んで見る？
The only thing that can resurrect this show now?
Bringing back Rio and giving her a yuri storyline with Celty.
You know you wanna ship that.
P.S. – Yes, Durarara!! writer/production folks, all Irish people have green eyes and red hair. Thanks.