I HAVE JUST TRIUMPHED OVER THE FINAL WRITINGS OF MY UNDERGRADUATE CAREER!
I wasn’t gonna have a ‘more’ on this post, but I figured I might try to maintain some decorum by sticking my profanity off of the main-page and in the super-secret post body.
But, yeah, you know what? I just turned out 35 pages of the most fucking awesome prose ever. FUCKING AWESOME. FEAR MY LEVEL OF DISCOURSE!!!!!!!!
Actually, ok, I’d say about… 27 pages of it was awesome, the first eight were just me trying to get done with the subject in question.
Marvel at the fact that my 27 pages of awesome covered three different areas of research/concern! Marvel at the fact that I took assignments and managed to warp them into things which essentially gave me free reign to pontificate on topics that I find interesting! How many people do you know who can take the matter of pre-millenial dispensationalism and relate it to the problematic reality-creation of the internet? How many people do you know who even know what pre-millenial dispensationalism means?
Yeah, that’s what I thought, bitches.
Ok, it’s 4 o’clock in the morning it’s 4:20 now where I am and not too long ago my hands were shaking so badly from an overage of caffeine and and underage of protein that I could barely type. It’s ok, though – I solved it by eating a raw egg (I was too impatient to wait for it to get cooked, y’know?) and drinking some juice I made with an orange and the cheese grater.
Oh, college – I shall miss your enabling me to carry out behaviors which are totally dysfunctional in the real-world.
And if you didn’t think I was totally crazy already, I would like to mention here that I also wrote a thesis for fun… even though it gave me absolutely no credit towards graduating nor was it required. AND I ENJOYED WRITING IT.
P.S. If you steal my beautiful work of art above without giving credit, I’m gonna kick your ass.