Friends, Romans, countrymen – lend me your ears! For today I must announce that the S.S. Shuukimi is in need of the willing and able to help defend itself against the dreaded S.S. Kurakimi!
It is now that we must stand up and defend our ship, defend it and its shining, double-virgin status against those who would have it sunk!
WE WANT YOU! to help aid us in this noble effort. The S.S. Shuukimi is also willing to accept the aid of the S.S. Hananosuke, although direct support to the S.S. Shuukimi is preferable.
Do it for the cherry boy! Do it for the virgins!!!: