The Horizon on Tits 2 Project: An Announcement

Your faces when you realize what on earth is going on here.

Although I’ve introduced this informally in the tabs section of my blog (see above), I have not yet had the chance to do so in a manner which will be more likely to catch the notice of potential readers. Hence, this post.

Once upon a time, there was a nigh-incomprehensible anime series. No, not Touka Gettan. No, not Boshi to Hon no Tabibito. No, I’m thinking of something more recent, something even more overflowing in boobs than the aforementioned pair of series… I’m thinking of Horizon on the Middle of Nowhere/Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere/Tits in the Middle of Nowhere/Tits in the Middle of Tits. And this series had thirteen episodes, before DUN DUN DUN it turned out a second season was nigh! Celebrations ensued across the universe.

However, as it turned out, a lot of folks either never finished watching it, never watched it, or only watched the first episode. Terribly shocking, terribly saddening. But, this was a mercy for many, as it ensured that a brilliant idea would rise up and take hold, a notion that was sure to save anime itself (and Yamakan! and Sarah Palin!): what if a bunch of aninerdloserbloggers got together, ones who had been too lame to finish off the first series (with, admittedly, a couple exceptions), and blogged a lone episode each? What if, indeed!

Now, I cannot claim to the brilliant individual who birthed this idea, although I can claim to be the one who snatched it and ran pell-mell with it, like an American toward patriotic raw steak. And so it was that I nurtured it (in a manly fashion! GRR BEEF HOCKEY BEER *grunts*), and so it is that you are reading this post.

For the next thirteen weeks, you will be treated to sheer delight, as, one by one, thirteen of the stars of the aninerdloserblogosphere will take on an episode of Horizon on Tits 2. The bloggers sole requirement is that they merely watch that one episode, and no others, and then post about it. At this point, they may return to the beginning and watch it all if they so choose, but what their intent is from that moment forward is entirely their own.

Blog posts for each episode will appear within twenty-four hours of either the Crunchyroll “simulcast” or the appearance of a half-decent fansub, as not all writers are in areas where CR’s simulcast is viewable. You can roughly expect a post by Monday evenings Eastern Standard Time in this fashion, although do be kind and accept that there’ll be some variance.

Our dear Caraniel is our initial writer in this thirteen-person relay. You can find her effort here. I will link to subsequent installments both here, and on the tab devoted to this noble cause.

Enjoy, everyone, and the luck of the gods to all fearless souls participating in this quest!

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6 Responses to The Horizon on Tits 2 Project: An Announcement

  1. foshizzel says:

    This is going to be fun! I read Cara’s post and had a good laugh ;D

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  3. Break says:

    hmmm. you know, while horizon does have a hard-to understand plot (withotu background knowledge) and some idiculously huge tits, its not like they only have those.. they just stick out mroe, because for some reason the girls in horizon are either totally stacked or totally flat. the lack of anything in-between makes the extremes seem even more extreme, even though the ratio between giants and mini’s is relatively even.

  4. dm00 says:

    I dearly love this show for its manic creativity and energy. It’s full of wordplay (in this first episode, we see the blonde witch’s finishing move — literally, her money shot — though this time, it comes to naught), and its visual play (from character designs to the way its magic/tech fits into the world).

    It’s the Finnegans Wake of anime. Like FW, it recapitulates world history, is laden with puns and artistic tricks, and is a challenge to get through (I’ve never managed more than a few pages of FW, myself). Also, like FW (at least allegedly) fans really do see a lot of there there.

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