Harukoi Otome Hentai Review

It’s that time of the year again

TIME FOR NEON COLORED PUBES, FUCK YEAH!

Wait… there isn’t a time of the year for that? But, but… someone told me that there was! Wait… you’re saying that one doesn’t need a special, specific time to enjoy neon-colored pubes, that they can enjoy them at any time of the year they so please? That’s… that’s beautiful. That’s just beautiful! What a wonderful world it is we live in!

Harukoi Otome is the touching story of a boy who is dumber than a rotting orange with SURPRISE! amnesia and the love his loli-looking sister has for him. It is also the touching story of how a boy without enough brain cells to rub together fucks:

  • his childhood friend
  • his sempai in his club
  • the local lesbian/annoying classmate
  • and, duh, his imouto

Now, I have to say, while the lead may be beat in the brains category by the likes of in-bred poodles, this is one of the few times where one can understand why this guy manages to bag so many women. This show has pretty egalitarian sex scenes, which is downright shocking in a regular ol’ hentai. Well, or, really, any hentai (which isn’t dat rare bara duck). Akihito (our lead) isn’t shy about asking for certain things during sex, like a titty fuck (by the way, folks, for those of you getting your hopes up at home [hurr hurr up hurr], the titty fuck in real life probably only works about 10% of the time, if that… so stop getting excited about one day trying this, you’re just going to end up disappointed desu), but he also isn’t shy about offering to do things like go down on the girls. I swear this had the most male-on-female oral sex of a hentai I’ve seen recently. WOO EQUALITY!

There was also a yuri sex scene. But it is cut off. That was one of the odd things about this show, honestly – two sex scenes suddenly just cut away. Bizarre! The yuri sex scene cuts away in favor of a sex scene involving Akihito and the show’s yuri girl, who herself was not involved in said yuri sex scene, because, sadface, her girlfriend was cheating on her. So she sleeps with Akihito. ‘Cause, um. Uh. Yeah. Good thing she gets a threesome a little later on involving a lady.

I wanted to talk about that threesome scene, but it requires a little more background for it to make sense. The primary issue of the OAV is that Akihito’s little sister, Umi, is avoiding him. This is all since Akihito’s the kind of moron who says to his sister when she comes to wake him up, “Its almost like we’re lovers!” Umi is totally weirded out, and the remainder of the OAV is spent in part with him trying to get her to talk to him again, and with various cast members trying to help out. Dementedly, no one says to him, “Bro, that was fucking weird to say to her, she’s avoiding you because she thinks you’re a fucking weirdo.” Nope; it’s all, oh, your imouto is a girlllll and girllllls are sensitive about that kind of shit, or, your imoutooo she isn’t biologically your imoutooo and she has a crush on you and your biological imoutoooo got hit by a truck and Umi is your replacement goldfish!

…yes, his original imouto got hit by a truck. The revelation is hilarious. He literally gives us the line, “And then, one day, I had a new imouto.” His parents went to the imouto store or something!

But, the threesome. Yuri girl and sempai girl have a threesome with Akihito, which is overdubbed by Akihito talking about how the two of them came over and they all talked about why imouto has been avoiding him and how he can fix it. Its quite funny, although you’d have to actually watch it to get the full humor of the sequence. It felt to me as a wink from the staff who worked on this, as if to say, “Yeah, we know – this shit ain’t high art.”

There are fix sex scenes across the two episodes, six if you count the aforementioned humorous one. The yuri sex scene is fast (one minute), but the rest are fairly lengthy, with the longest clocking in at roughly six minutes. They average about five minutes with the yuri one tossed out. The scenes themselves have a decent amount of variety, although the fact that two of the four ladies look pretty loli-tastic is unfortunate. I also found that the squishing sex noises frequently drowned out the heavy breathing and the moaning of the voice actors; this may be to some people’s tastes, but I wasn’t a fan – I’d rather hear the panting.

One of the other good things about the sex scenes were that all the characters seemed like they were having a good time; it never came off as Akihito was being a giant creep and cheating on girlfriends or taking advantage of sad girls. Yuri girl is, understandably, bummed about finding out about her cheating girlfriend, but her having sex with Akihito doesn’t come off as something he purposely orchestrated, and she enjoys it enough to hop into bed with he and the sempai girl later on. The girls and Akihito are having sex because they feel like it, end of story. The childhood friend says that she does like him, but she doesn’t have sex with him under any pretenses of returned affection, and is one of the characters who encourages him to work stuff out with his imouto.

So, basically, all of this is to say… Harukoi Otome’s a pretty solid hentai. You’ve got a decent number of sex scenes, the sex scenes themselves are solid, the creep factor is low, and the sex is lengthy. We could do with less loli-age, and the entire imouto storyline is kind of stupid, but its fairly par for the course for hentai. Recommended.

Oh, and, before I go, the yuri girl? Totally an expy of Sasami from Tenchi Muyo.

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9 Responses to Harukoi Otome Hentai Review

  1. flawfinder says:

    Wow, I really don’t remember watching this. I don’t remember the threesome scene at all.

  2. E Minor says:

    …the creep factor is low… We could do with less loli-age, and the entire imouto storyline is kind of stupid,

    …the creep factor is low…

    low

    Uh huh.

  3. Lily says:

    I’d watch this only for the threesome scene because it sounds really hilarious.

  4. Taka says:

    I remember the threesome scene. I really didn’t feel like there was anyway they could have possibly communicated effectively given the act they were involved in.

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