COOLEST AND MOST SERIOUS DEEP SHOW EVER
Alrighty, bros, so there’s this show this season, it is called K, and it may not be the anime that we need, but it is absolutely the anime that we deserve. It is the bestest thing I’ve seen this season so far. oKay?!
Did you see what I did there?! Didja, didja?!
So, prior to watching K, I was all, “*read description of characters, EYEROLL* UGH”, but, man, bros, was I so, so, so mistake because, fuck, is K so fucKing wonderful.
Look, there’s this guy, and he’s always getting people to share his lunches with him because he’s cheap or something. This is actually a pretty smart move on his part, as he takes a little bit from a lot of people. I should do this! It doesn’t cost anything, and you get a diverse lunch. Good move, kid!
Anyway, there’s also a bunch of people mumbling mumbo jumbo and fighting each other and massive
dicks swords that hang in the sky as people fight each other and melt light fixtures with their psychic fire. And the guy I mentioned earlier, Yashiro, is having a bad case of mistaken identity, or maybe not. People are trying to kill him.
Basically, K has enough tropes to float the Titanic on, but takes itself, Very, Very Seriously. There’s a goth loli who hangs with a gang and has mysterious perceptive powers. There’s a naked girl who acts like a cat. There’s a girl trying to give a guy a bento. There’s a dark-haired bishounen who has a sword and seems to go by a bushido-type code. There’s a guy who is more than meets the eye. Etc., etc.
There is also tons of homoeroticism
Oh, fuck, derpcat
Please, please be derpcat more than naked girl, please. Don’t ever change, derpcat! Don’t ever change…
And then Yashiro touches tall, dark, and handsome’s sword
OH PLEASE LET THIS KEEP HAPPENING
After this, bishounen cuts the button proclaiming year off of Yashiro’s uniform. Bros, lemme tell you about this old thing where Japanese girls would ask the boy they liked for a uniform off of his uniform…
So, yes, basically, if you ever had any notion that I was DEEP and SERIOUS and had good taste, I will be watching K because it had a derpy-looking cat and because the protagonist looks infatuated when saved by a sword-wielding young man.
FUCK LOOK THEY’RE UNDER AN UMBRELLA TOGETHER JUST HOLD HANDS DAMMIT
Oh, yeah, and this guy got kidnapped from Durarara!!, in case you were wondering if this show was very original.